“Hi! This is my sister, Hannah!” – what he will walk up to complete strangers and say.
“I’m a father, now. I have eight sons; they’re my boys.” – Sammy referring to his Samurai MegaZord Zords
“OH! I’m sorry boy!” – to a dropped Zord as he brushes it him off and looks it him over for injuries.
“There is no teasing in Ohio!!!” – a frequent response to … well, anything he considers to be teasing. This includes but is not limited to perfectly legitimate and honest explanations in response to questions he’s asked.
“What’s your name again?” – I’m his sister and I swear he asked me this when I came home from college… as well as every other person he’s ever met and wished to continue conversing with.
“If you say whatever then I’ll say exactly!” -self explanatory
“Are you going to marry Hannah and get a house and have babies?” – he asks the first guy I ever brought home!!!!!… Thank goodness I think he’s the one!
“Is Hannah going to move away and get married and have babies?” – the FIRST thing he wanted to know when I was going to graduate. Not after I graduated. Not when I was about to move into the dorms for college. Before I graduated High School. He has a strong conception of how I should live my life, if you haven’t picked up a theme already. He’s been coining the phrase “Uncle Sammy” for too long to let me go a year without hearing about how I should have a baby.
“But I love (boyfriend’s name), too!!!” – his response to my leaving to go to my boyfriend’s house without him.
“I’m a wild boy!” – his mantra when he doesn’t feel like being a grown-up.
“But, Hannah, next time – I wanted a puppy!” – his response to me buying a cat.
“Hannah’s (boyfriend’s name)? ” … *brief pause to ascertain that it, in fact, wasn’t* … “But I love Hannah‘s (boyfriend’s name)!!!!” – his immediate response to hearing my boyfriend’s name…despite the fact that it is shared with an uncle of ours and my dad’s business associate. Yes, I do love that my dad and I have competitions as to who can bring home the coolest (boyfriend’s name).
